Happy St. Patrick's Day!

by Crazy Ivan

Alright, so it's everybody's 6th favorite holiday, St. Patrick's Day!  This is a day we celebrate by wearing green, pinching one another and closing down half of Manhattan for a parade.  I'm kind of always wearing green (even my cartoon character has green shoes) but today I'm sporting my green Myachi hoodie as well.

It occurs to me that while the older Myachi shirts had the cartoon "Myachigon" image on the back which has a few big green patches, the more recent black shirts are entirely greenless.  But that doesn't mean that Myachi can't keep you pinch free through the day.

The key is to jam with a green Myachi.  It only has to have the slightest hint of green to count so there are at least 90 different choices.  However, I thought it would be cool (or at least cool looking) to put together a chart to help you out.  If you have any of the Myachis pictured below, we strongly urge you to jam with them through the day.

(unless you have the Shower Curtain or the Pin Stripe, in which case we strongly urge you not to jam with it and instead keep it safe so that one day you can auction it off on EBay and pay for your college)



  There are some other great green Myachis that I didn't have pictures of handy and there are also some that just have a bit of green on the imaging so those should work as well.  The important thing is that you're celebrating.

Oh, and for those that are newer to the game, the sacks above are (starting upper left and then going right):

The Argyle Lime, The Brant Lake Camp Green, the Cornwall Dragon, the Dawg Diggity, the Dreamcoat, the Eco-Kids Green, the FAO Holly, the FAO Holly Cord, the Fire Island Green, the General, the Green^3, the Green Sponge, the Green Spot, the Hardcore Cammo, the Highlander Green, the Hunter Cammo, the Hunter Green, the Celtics, the Mountain Dew, the MTI Green, the Neon Leon, the Oaxaca, the Old School Cammo, the Phat Kat Green, the Pinstripe, the QSP Green, the Leopard Lime, the Shamrock Shuffle (the optimum St. Patty's Day sack), the Shower Curtain, the Sobe, the Sour Apple Green, the Starting Line, the Blueberry Fizz, the Suffolk Downs and the Wedding Dress.