Showing posts with label commercial. Show all posts
Showing posts with label commercial. Show all posts

Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Premiere of the First Commercial

by Crazy Ivan

I still remember it like it was yesterday.

The filming had taken place months before and we'd seen the slow evolution of the finished product over the months.  We'd seen ever better previews of the two minutes that would introduce Myachi to the world.  We'd watched it all in slow-mo, in reverse, we'd analyzed it frame by frame, we'd memorized every word and every shot.  The only thing left to do was to see it on television.

We were doing a small test run then.  We'd shot the commercial in conjunction with the instructional video we were making so we managed to do it with a pretty small initial investment.  Running the ad would cost a lot more so we only bought a few scattered air times in an effort to judge the commercial and its effectiveness.

The first airing was scheduled to take place on MTV2 during a repeat of "Cribs".  Kid Myach and I were sharing a place in Manhattan at the time but we had an all but microscopic television there.  Sure, it was good enough to watch the Superbowl on, but the premiere of Myachi's first commercial?  It deserved something grandiose.

Luckily for us, Myachi Man's folks lived in town and had a monstrous television.  It was big enough to have its own gravitational field so it was just big enough for our big moment.

Myachi Man met Kid and I downtown and because MM loves to live his life in a constant state of suspense, we were running a bit late.  I can't recall exactly what time it aired, but I know it was evening because I distinctly recall trying to make it uptown in rush hour.  The traffic was too heavy to take a cab and make it on time so we rushed to the nearest subway stop.

Now, contrary to popular belief, there aren't crazy people on every train in the NYC subway system.  It's always that way in movies, but in reality you only occasionally run into rampaging lunatics when you take the train.  This was, of course, one of those occasions.

There was this dude sitting on one bench and sliding back and forth to make sure nobody else could sit down next to him.  He was babbling about everyone being an agent of the devil or something.  Normally I keep my distance when I'm around unstable people, but on the subway at rush hour there's no such thing as "my distance" so instead I'm hovering over this dude and savoring every whiff.

By the time we reach our stop we're literally sprinting toward the stairs.  We hustle from the subway stop to Myachi Man's parents building.  He calls them to tell them we're close so they can warn the doormen so when we reach the door they're just laughing and waving.

"Congratulations!" the doormen yell as we run through into the lobby.  "Good luck!"

I'm watching seconds tick down on my phone as the elevator slowly creeps toward the seventh floor.  We're less than a minute from the airing by the time we finally reach the floor.  Myachi Man's dad is standing in the hallway waving us in like the dude with the orange cones that guides the airplanes into the terminal.

We burst in all out of breath and glance up at the TV.  A commercial for KFC is just about to end.

"Catch it!   Kick it!  Flip it!  And Stick it!"

We burst into cheers, we break out the champagne, we pat each other on the back.  The commercial airs before us just as it had a thousand times already, but now it's actually being broadcast all over the country.

Kid's phone rings.  Before he can answer it my phone rings.  About the time I glance down and see that it's my sister, Myachi Man's phone rings.  While he's answering that his parent's phone rings.  While they're answering that Kid's call waiting beeps.

For a solid 10 mintues we were all just standing in the room taking phone calls from all of our friends that had just seen us in the commercial.  We're all smiles and glows and by the time we're done we realize that we're still watching "Cribs".

It was a huge moment for us.  It's the kind of thing that remains in your brain like a photograph.

Now, as many of you know, this was not as big a moment as we hoped it would be.  We had trouble financing large ad buys for the commercial and ultimately we used it more for regional buys when Myachi would start getting big in particular parts of the country.  We played it here and there, but we never got the huge national launch out of it that we hoped for.

There were a lot of reasons but most of them boiled down to "we weren't ready yet".  Our manufacturing, our warehousing, our fulfillment centers, our PR campaign, our staff and our headquarters were too small to support a genuine nation wide push.  We still got a pretty sick commercial and instructional video out of the deal so we more than got our money's worth out of filming the thing, but we also didn't become a household name.

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Now we fast forward to today.  We're days away from a similar but much bigger event in Myachi's short history.  Our next commercial is tenatively set to air next week and is already viewable on the homepage of http://www.myachi.com/ so we're ramping up for the same thing again.  It's one of those days you walk into knowing that it will stay with you forever.

Things are better now than they were then.  We go into this with a lot more backing, a much bigger staff, a much bigger warehouse, a genuine HQ and some of the world's best marketeers in our corner.  It feels today like that airdate years ago was a dress rehearsal for what is to come.

Oh, there's another thing we have that makes us more prepared than last time as well.  The House of Skills has a really big TV.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Getting Snubbed

by Crazy Ivan

Editors Note: The following article offended a few of our readers and we considered taking it down altogether.  However, as it was not the author's intent to offend, we chose instead to print a detailed explanation of why the terminology was chosen as well as an apology to those offended.  Before of after reading this one, you should also read the amendum.

I suppose it's a pretty big deal that I've even had an opportunity to be snubbed from so many national appearances.  I'll admit that it stung the first time.  Heck, it even stung the second and third time.  I'd love to say that it doesn't sting anymore so I will even though it's a bit disingenuous.  It doesn't sting anymore... okay, now I just feel worse.

I've written about getting snubbed on Jeopardy before, but that wasn't the first time I got snubbed.  I'd also been snubbed by none other than Martha Stewart.  Myachi appeared on her program a while back and we brought the whole team to be on the show.

Mostly they just used Myachi Man (since he's the one Martha was interviewing).  The rest of us spent most of the time in the green room messing with all of Martha's Emmy awards but for a moment they trooped everyone out.  We'd brought half a dozen Myachi Maniacs as well so everybody marches in there.  Kid hung at the edge of the stage with all the kids and got about 3 seconds of air time.


For just a second you thought I was kidding about the Emmys, didn't you?

Mav, Animal, Monk and I were placed out in the audience so that we could help teach everyone once Martha revealed that everyone in the audience was getting a free Myachi.  They were even kind enough to pan the audience once so you could see all of us.  Monk, Animal and Mav each got about 1 second of air time.  Camera cut off before it got to me.

But that also wasn't the first time I got snubbed while with Myachi.

About a year earlier we'd been invited to be in the background of a movie shoot.  The movie "Solitary Man" was filming here in NYC and there was a key scene on a college campus.  They needed people doing something distinctly "collegey" in the background so they contact us to see if we could send some guys out to play Myachi.

We sent photos and they picked four guys to head out there, Kore, Animal, Mav and Kid Myach.  They said I looked too old to be a college student.  I suppose they were right since I was about 33 at the time.  Of course, Kid Myach was about 38 at the time so that didn't make me feel any better.

Anyway, after all of that, I've gotten pretty used to getting snubbed.  I don't think anyone honestly gets to the point where stuff like that doesn't bother them, but eventually you reach a point where it's not unexpected.

So fast forward to yesterday when we got to see what looks like it'll be the final cut of our new commercial.  It looks great.  Way better than our last commercial in my opinion.  There's a lot more actual Myachi playing, there are some really sick shots at the school, some really cool shots from one of the Maniac's houses, some great shots of Myachi Man out in Florida teaching people to play on the beach and some cool stuff that we shot in the office.

But given the theme of this blog entry I bet you can guess what they didn't have.

I guess it's kind of indulgent to spend a whole blog griping about getting cut out of stuff.  I'll admit that, but it still didn't stop me from doing it.  It's kind of like getting picked last for basketball... actually it's a little more like being the only one that doesn't get picked at all for basketball.  Even if you know it's coming it still stings.


I got snubbed from this photo as well!

Of course, I'll take comfort in the fact that I'm in the old commercial, the DVD and half of every Myachi video on YouTube or so, but there are some people who got the snub who probably aren't as comfortable with it as I am.

It was bound to happen.  We had so many kids respond to our casting call that many of them weren't selected to be in at all and many of the ones who were selected didn't make the final cut (or are in the background for half a second) and I think they'll take it a little worse than I did... well... I don't know, I guess none of them will write a whole blog entry to complain about it so maybe I'll be the whiniest.

There are a couple of really deserving maniacs who have only the briefest second of face time (or none at all) and I wanted to forewarn them so they don't have their extended family watching the commercial with them when they find out.

I won't be mentioning everyone who didn't make the cut here.  To be honest I'm not even sure who all was there so I don't know who all got snubbed, but there were a couple of snubs that I found painful so I figured I'd mention them:

 Mantis:

Quite possibly the world's greatest Myachi player and you don't see his face at all in the commercial.  He threw down a sick 4 sack jam at the HQ and some other cool stuff on day 2 but none of it made its way into the final cut.  He is actually in the commercial, but all you see is his hand.

The one positive is that the part with Mantis' hand might be the coolest shot in the whole commercial.  They strapped a mini camera to his arm and then recorded him throwing down an Impossible and the result is every bit as cool as it sounds (if not more).

 Jacksib:

Yes, Pickleguy!  This dude came all the way from Ohio, got sick, wound up in the hospital and still made the second day of the shoot.  He actually didn't get entirely snubbed.  You see him for a second on a pan through a school hallway and there's a really cool shot (one of the coolest in the commercial) where he throws down a little shred and then tosses a Myachi behind his back into an open locker.

Sounds great, right?  It is.  The problem is that all you see of Jacksib is the back of his head during that shot.  He didn't get snubbed as bad as Mantis but given all he went through to make it to the shoot he certainly deserved a little more air time than he got.

 Junkie:

Of all the snubs this one surprised me the most.  I don't want to embarrass him, but Junkie was made for TV.  He's got a million dollar smile, sick skills and the ladies can't get enough of him.  Yet somehow when they went to cut the commercial they only get him on camera for a nanosecond or two.  I'll have to look again but I think the only shot he's in is a shot where they pan back from a hall full of kids and they all say "Myachi!" together.



 Pinky:

The prettiest person in the place and the cutest in the company and yet somehow they managed to leave Pinky out as well!  Now, I understand why nobody would want to look at my old, grizzled, middle-aged mug, but Pinky's gorgeous and from a distance you wouldn't know that she was older than all the kids!

Yet somehow Pinky also got left on the cutting room floor.  I'm assuming it was a dedication thing.  She probably saw me hanging out on the cutting room floor and couldn't bear to leave me.

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All that being said, the commercial is still awesome.  It's a Mantis, a Jacksib, a Junkie and a Pinky short of perfection, but it's still pretty darned good.  The first air date is right around the corner and believe me, you'll hear about it on this blog as soon as I have times and channels.

And a quick note for all the deserving maniacs who auditioned and didn't get to come to the shoot, look on the bright side, you're in the commercial as much as Pinky and I are...

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

The Commercial is Coming...

by Crazy Ivan

Pretty exciting moment.  I had to leave the office for a few hours to drop some product off to be repacked.  Two hours of traffic in and around the airport and I came back to HQ pretty ready to chill.  I was back for all of 5 seconds before I was at maximum amperage once again.

Seems that the rough cut of the commercial came in while I was gone.

This is the first we've seen of it and it's way less cheesy than I was afraid it would be.  Of course, I was afraid it would be as cheesy as the Fushigi commercial so it didn't have to be all that cool to exceed my expectations.  It did rhyme, which screams cheese, but the actual shots they got were mostly really cool.  There are, of course, a few things I hoped to see that we didn't.

One was this awesome girl with mad skills that we call Jazz in the world of Myachi.  She's in the commercial for a second and even has a line, but there's no footage of her pulling off her outside, toe, instep stall.  Pretty impressive, especially when you consider that she's 9 years old.  She made the final cut, but her awesome trick didn't and that was kind of disappointing.

Mantis also didn't make the cut.  Well... his hand is in the video but you never actually see him.  They did a few really cool shots where they strapped a "Go-Cam" to his arm and had him throw down a few moves.  Turned out great, but I would've loved to see his 4 Myachi juggle or even just a short jam.

There were a bunch of other cats that made it for the filming but didn't make the final cut and I can imagine how disappointed they will be.  Heck, I understand completely since I'm the only Myachi Master that didn't make the cut either.  All that being said, we're pretty stoked about the commercial.

Cheesiness was a foregone conclusion.  There's no avoiding cheesiness when you're making a commercial for a toy.  I dare you to find a toy commercial on Nickelodeon that's not at least kind of cheesy.  I guess we all felt like if they got the point of the game across, Myachi could overcome the cheese.

And I think it does.  It shows a few kids learning how to play down in Florida (all of whom got more camera time than the folks that actually auditioned), it shows a few veterans throwing down some tough stuff and it shows a few Masters hitting some of the best tricks in the game.

In case your curious, when I say best tricks in the game, I mean it.  When the commercial airs, be on the look out for two incredible highlights:

  1. Animal throwing down a Matrix Unleashed in slow-mo
  2. Maverick hitting a Crypto-Triple Split into a juggle
I have to admit that they could have filled the entire rest of the commercial with shots of me and I never would have managed the wow factor these guys pulled off.

As soon as we have a firm airdate, I'll mention it on the blog, on Facebook, on Twitter, on the Forum and I'll probably also shout it from the rooftops just to be sure.  Until then, you'll just have to wait in palpable suspense.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Commercial Shoot Part Two

by Crazy Ivan

So we just wrapped day 1 of the commercial shoot and man, this is going to be one awesome ad!

The shoot was hectic and crazy the way these things always are.  Many of the kids in the commercial had to hang out for some 5 hours before we actually got them in front of the camera.  Luckily they are more patient than me because they all seemed pretty stoked even that deep into the day.

We did the first chunk of shooting here at the HQ.  MM, Kid, Pinky, Kore, Mav, Animal, Monk and I all got in here and there (they let me wear my stilts!!!) and we even did some 2, 3 and 4 person jams.  Mantis threw down a 4 sack juggle for them, Charles and Jacksib threw down sick shreds, Iceman tossed in a mini-shred (we were running late) and his little sister and Jacksib's little sister also threw out a tandem jam that was pretty sick.

But the star of the show didn't show up until late.  I know what you're thinking.  Who could be more impressive than Mantis or Jacksib?  Who could outdo Mav and Monk?  Who could be cooler than Animal or Kore?  Well, I'll tell you since you asked.

Her name is Jessica (Myachi Name: Jazz, short for DJ Jazzy Jess), she's 9 years old and she's got mad skills.  She also happens to be adorable, but she wasn't resting on the laurels of cuteness.  She threw down an Instep Stall > Toe Stall > Outside Stall > Wolverine.  And she's 9 Years Old!  The whole place erupted after we saw her throw down.

Afterwards, the gang loaded up and headed to the second location, Northshore Middle School.  We got special permission to shoot in the halls and we grabbed all the many Maniacs and headed that way.  Actually, when I say we I should exclude me.  Pinky and I had to stay back and man the office but truth be told, I was happy that we did.  Obviously we had done our on-camera part and we both still had some work to get done today so we let MM and Kid take it from there.

They finished up about half an hour ago.  Junkie just swung by on his way from the shoot (did I mention that Junkie is also in the commercial?  Talk about star power!) and picked up a couple of 5.0s (did I mention that 5.0s are also in the commercial?  What a cast!).  I'm going on his word here, but he said it was awesome and everyone had a blast.

We still have one more day of shooting so I'm trying to stay amped up for that one as well.  Easy to do because we're all so excited about this commercial.  Could be the biggest thing that ever happened to Myachi.  They say that Fushigi sold 3,000,000 units with their commercial and we have a product that is (a) far less expensive, (b) easier to use, (c) less likely to break, (d) more original and (e) more awesome.  That should be worth 30 million sales at least!

To give you an idea how busy it's been with the commercial shoot and the new series coming out, until Jacksib mentioned it this afternoon, I forgot that the Superbowl is only 3 days away.  Man, what a week!

The Commercial Shoot Part One

by Crazy Ivan

Here I sit, typing as quietly as I can.  Less than 15 feet away from me Myachi Man is sweating under some heavy lights and repeating his line over and over while they try to work out the kinks on the camera.  In the game room just beyond many of the world's greatest Myachi players are trying their best to keep quiet.

Mantis, Iceman, CM, Jacksib and their various siblings are chilling right now waiting for their turn to jump in front of the black box and throw down.  Unfortunately, right now we're in "hurry up and wait" mode.  Everybody was mad stoked about being here, but like most things we look forward to it turns out to be a lot more boring than we expected.

I have a bit of an advantage; I've done this before.  Back in 07 we filmed the last commercial and we eagerly anticipated it for weeks.  MM, Kid and I all stayed up late every night reworking the script, practicing our tricks and working out so we could be buff for the camera.  Of course, once we got to the shoot we abandoned the script, did completely unexpected tricks and wore long sleeved shirts.

The point is that we're getting exactly what I expected.  We're spending a lot of time teaching each other new tricks and challenging one anothers aim but mostly we're whispering and tip-toeing so that our footfalls don't interfere with the soundtrack for the commercial.  I have a suspicion that we will enjoy the memories of today more than we enjoy the day itself.

It has been really cool, though.  This is the first time I've met Jacksib and after watching all his great YouTube videos I feel like I already knew him.  He's a pretty cool dude but I can hardly tell because since he got here we've been in whisper mode.  The sound issue also means we have to keep our drops to a minimum so nobody's trying the tough stuff.

One of those awesome videos I was talking about.

There's not much to report yet, but I'll get back on later today and fill in some of the details, complete with photos and hopefully a behind the scenes video or two.  Apparently my typing is getting too loud because the production guys are starting to give me dirty looks.



Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Mother Nature Delays the Commercial

by Crazy Ivan

It really doesn't matter how carefully you plan it.  If Mother Nature decides to change your schedule, she'll change your schedule.

We were all really excited about the filming of the new Myachi commercial.  As we've drawn closer and closer to the big day it's gone from the dominant topic of conversation to the only topic of conversation.  It's a huge opportunity for Myachi and if it's anything like the last commercial we made it's going to be a ton of fun as well.

But it's going to come a day late.

A massive blizzard just dumped entire ice-ages worth of snow on the midwest and unfortunately the team of guys and gals we have coming out to shoot this commercial are coming from the midwest.  That means delays.  Flights are delayed, travel is almost impossible and already they've postponed the start of filming by a day.

I guess waiting one more day isn't that bad.  I mean, I figured I'd be waking up tomorrow and spending the whole day jamming for a camera and playing games of MYACH in between.  Now I have to wait another day.  It should be something I can just shrug off, but it isn't.  Imagine that after all the anticipation somebody suddenly announced that Christmas was being postponed by a day.  You still get all the presents and everything, you just have to wait until the 26th.  You'd get over it, but you probably wouldn't be able to just shrug it off.

Still, I'm super excited about everything that's going on.  I'll be getting a chance to meet a bunch of maniacs I've never met before.  I'm sure there will be awesome new tricks and crazy trades and many stories to share.  They'll just all come a day late.